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October 15, 2006

Shut the #*@! hell up!

image of Revenge CD

Trying to make peace with your noisy neighbors may be well and good, but sometimes you just have to fight dirty. If that's the case, you may want to pick up the Revenge CD. It's loaded with 20 ear-splitting (power drill, drum being played by a child), annoying (whining dog, kid practicing scales on the violin), and impossible to ignore (thundering orgasm) sounds. A pair of earplugs is included with every CD. $18 from wishingfish.com.

Posted by Chris Spurgeon at October 15, 2006 07:05 AM

Comments

Well, I suppose that not everyone can have on hand an Etherwave theremin and a bass amp/speaker with a 15-inch woofer for those occasions when the downstairs neighbors get a bit obstreperous.

I like the idea of a CD, but it seems incomplete without some music, those very special selections -- like "Stars and Stripes Forever" and "Ride of the Valkyrie" -- that, at about 95 decibels, really say "Shut yer pie-hole, jackass!"

Posted by: G. L. Dryfoos at October 15, 2006 10:41 AM